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(birds chirping)

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<v ->Phil Mickelson.</v>

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I've got this situation,

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my new neighbor

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just got one of those vertical water smoker grills

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and invited me over for a test run.

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I don't know,

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but I feel like I should bring something,

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a gift.

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My wife suggested a potted plant of some sort.

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<v ->What would you want?</v>

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<v ->A beer.</v>

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<v ->Beer!</v>

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Get him a sixer 95 calorie Amstel Light.

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It says I'm a thoughtful friend

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but I'm not trying too hard.

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<v ->I could put it in a gift bag,</v>

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some tissue paper, some...

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<v ->It's just a beer.</v>

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<v ->I'll just get the beer.</v>

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<v ->Your ball's over there.</v>

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<v ->Great.</v>