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(piano music)

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♪ When I was a little boy ♪

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♪ The kids could be so mean, mean, mean ♪

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♪ Laughing at what was in my lunch pail, beans, beans, beans ♪

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♪ They'd yell about the musical fruit ♪

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♪ They'd say the more that I ate ♪

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♪ The more I'd toot, toot, toot ♪

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♪ But I swear that they've never made me do that ♪

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♪ No, there's no shame ♪

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♪ I'd zip my beans up and roll like the wind ♪

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♪ Just wishing that I belonged ♪

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♪ And if I could take me back in time ♪

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♪ I'd sing that bearded boy this song ♪

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♪ Tears of beans ♪

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♪ Are dribbling down my cheek at night ♪

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♪ Dreams of beans I'm on a cannellini cloud ♪

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♪ Floatin' through the moonlit night ♪

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♪ But in the morning I'm still trying ♪

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♪ To hide the fact I'm crying these tears ♪

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♪ Tears of beans ♪

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(guitar music)

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ This key change means it's time to show ♪

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♪ A flash-forward to my teens, teens, teens ♪

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♪ I had an appetite for success but now I had to deal with ♪

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♪ Memes, memes, memes ♪

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♪ Yeah, music's cool but have you considered ♪

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♪ All the healthy benefits of bean proteins ♪

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♪ It's not a fruit and the reason you toot ♪

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♪ Is something called oligosaccharides ♪

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♪ Josh, it's really okay ♪

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♪ I must have lost my mind, it's easy to assume ♪

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♪ Don't wanna assume ♪

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♪ Otherwise, why would I sing this song ♪

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♪ About a guilty pleasure legume ♪

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♪ Besides being paid, how 'bout another key change, beans ♪

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♪ I wish I could eat this instrument ♪

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♪ Here's to beans ♪

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♪ I'm gonna bake a bean ballad the world won't soon forget ♪

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♪ More precious than a diamond and more cherished than gold ♪

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♪ Next time propose with a bean ♪

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♪ 'Cause fortune favors the bold ♪

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♪ For a schmancy affair or dad's barbecue grillin' ♪

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♪ Or outta the can like a cowboy villain ♪

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♪ Here's to beans ♪

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♪ Oh, beautiful beans ♪