In this spot, Sasquatch becomes confused as to why humans would start their mornings with a dangerous, scalding-hot beverage that gives us bad breath and makes us insane. Coffee bad. Sasquatch protect us from it.

In this spot, Sasquatch helps demonstrate the three rules of basic gym etiquette: 1) always towel-off the machine 2) put the weights back where you found them and 3) always have a spotter. Well, okay, one out of three.

You have to know when to hold ‘em. Know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away. Know when just keep your trap shut and let the Sasquatch win.

This video game has been rated “D” for “Don’t-under-any-circumstances-play-anywhere-near-a-Sasquatch-with-impossible-strength-and-fondness-for-cute-doe-eyed-forest-creatures.”

Grease monkey, meet mythical forest beast. Fortunately, Sasquatch does know a thing or two about working on cars. Especially how to quickly and permanently disassemble them.

This week’s novel: Savage At The Altar. Leading the discussion will be Sasquatch. Tea, coffee, and turkey jerky will be served. Please don’t park on the lawn.

The biggest problem with fame? Forgetting where you came from. Just ask Marky Mark. Or Barry Manilow. Sasquatch, however, is no Marky Mark, and tends to be his ol’ loveable, untamed self whether in the forest, or in, say, a woman’s neighborhood book club meeting. “Snackin’”, CL’s latest :15 Jack Link’s campaign proves the old adage that that while you can take a Sasquatch out of the wild, you can’t take the wild out of Barry Manilow.

The biggest problem with fame? Forgetting where you came from. Just ask Marky Mark. Or Barry Manilow. Sasquatch, however, is no Marky Mark, and tends to be his ol’ loveable, untamed self whether in the forest, or in, say, a woman’s neighborhood book club meeting. “Snackin’”, CL’s latest :15 Jack Link’s campaign proves the old adage that that while you can take a Sasquatch out of the wild, you can’t take the wild out of Barry Manilow.